Christmas is a time of surprises. A lady was preparing her Christmas cookies. There came a knock at the door. She went to find a man, his clothes poor, obviously looking for some Christmas odd jobs. He asked her if there was anything he could do. She said, āCan you paint?ā āYes,ā he said. āIām a rather good painter.ā āWell,ā she said, āthere are two gallons of green paint there and a brush, and thereās a porch out back that needs to be painted. Please do a good job. Iāll pay you what the job is worth.ā He said, āFine. Iāll be done quickly.ā She went back to her cookie making and didnāt think much more about it until there was a knock at the door. She went, and the obviousness of his painting was evident: he had it on his clothes. She said, āDid you finish the job.ā He said, āYes.ā She said, āDid you do a good job?ā He said, āYes. But lady, thereās one thing Iād like to point out to you. Thatās not a Porsche back there. Thatās a Mercedes.ā Pastor Bru...